Дата публикации: 2017-06-12 02:50
By date #7, you will have filed for divorce, and be in the throes of a vicious custody battle over the two adopted adult cats.
One of the most frustrating parts of being gay (especially if you live in a small town) is the reality of just how small our dating pool truly is (which is why we literally need you to come out that closet and join us at the girl bar ASAP, please).
This wildly popular lesbian cliché is rooted in truth. While men are notoriously terrified of settling down and missing out on the debaucheries of the bachelor life, the very opposite is true for a girl.
GIRLS (as you very well know) think deeply about everything. Lesbians inherently understand the utmost importance of first impressions, and we are mega aware the location we choose for the first date will be fully analyzed/broken down by the girl we are taking out. That being said, we don't choose that bar/restaurant lightly.
When fresh meat first comes into stock at our local lady market, lesbians will FLOCK to her with an epic intensity, akin to wild birds flying south to avoid the bitter chill of nuclear winter.
OK, I get it it's not like you've never been at a DATE before. You've probably been suffering through sexless dates with men since you were that coveted teenage girl whom all the boys wanted in their yard.
I'm going to bore you with a prehistorically old joke lesbians have been telling since the beginning of time. I'm sure you've heard it 95,555 times before and if you haven't heard it yet — you NEED to (this is a safe place for you to learn the basics sans judgment):
It's such an exciting time to be fresh out of that dark, repressive closet and to set foot into the whimsical underworld of Lesbian Dating. You're being exposed to a shiny, brand new universe rich with limitless possibility and endless sexual excitement.
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